Conversations with Brit & Grit

Hi Brit,

While I have been diligently following world events relating to the topic of just who might be the antiChrist, recent events have really been just too confusing to sort out.  One of our visitors, darren van reenen, makes a reasonable case for calming the title himself, and, truly, my money was on Hillary Clinton.  However, my update today puts Barack Hussein Obama in the first place position with this excerpt from his speech today:

People of Berlin — people of the world — this is our moment. This is our time.

What can I say except, Barack Obama, he’s our man!  If he can’t suck us into Hell, no one can!

Still, the issue isn’t settled yet, so don’t jump to conclusions.  Hillary could still have him killed rejected.  For that matter, McCain could even pull off a win.  Heck, I might even be forced into office on a write-in vote landslide.  I wouldn’t bet on it, but it’s possible.

Going off to check my survival supplies,

the Grit

Hi Brit,

Our new friend, MJ, over at Note to self is about to make the ultimate sacrifice, missing a night’s sleep, to raise money for a worthy cause.  This weekend, she’s going to attempt making a blog post every half hour in an effort to pull in some money for HUGS:

The HUGS Program is a support and condolence program for the surviving spouses of law enforcement officers who die in the line of duty.

I know there are a lot of charities out there, but where worthy causes are concerned, it’s hard to think of many better so hop over there and GIVE!  Even if you don’t care anything about starving widows and orphans, even if you’re the kind of person who kicks abandoned kittens off the sidewalk as you hurry along, even if you’re just looking for free porn (I have it from a reliable source that MJ is cute and who knows what sleep deprivation will make her do) get on over to Note to self and offer moral support.  If nothing else, at least go heckle her!  That’s what I plan to do.  Come on, it’ll be fun. 

Besides, I hear there’ll be free drinks and finger food.  And a live band.  Maybe even the Rolling Stones.  And some big name celebrities signing autographs.  And clowns.  Nice clowns, not evil ones, I hope.  I think she’s even giving away a free car!  Also, I’ve heard that the Queen of England has offered to knight who ever makes the highest donation.  Sir the Grit has a mighty fine ring to it.  Swing on by and see if I win!

So, just to make sure everyone understands the plan, we’re all going over to Note to self, Saturday after noon, Eastern Standard Time, git ripped, give away all our money, and chant, “show us your tits!,”  until MJ gives in and posts a set of hooters she copies from some porn site.  (MJ, drop me a note if you need help doing the research for that)  Anyway, it looks to be a fun afternoon, evening, and morning and, I for one, have already started getting liqueured up in preparation. 

the Grit

Hi Brit,

As I suspect you’ve noticed, gas prices have gone up sharply, even dramatically, in the last few weeks.  While my fellow Americans are bitching and moaning about the insane cost at the pump and the related increase in most products, I have it on poor authority that we are not the only ones hit hard by this sudden surge in prices.  Suicide bombers, for instance, who apparently function on a tight budget, can no longer afford to drive car bombs, and are having to use alternative means of explosive transport.

How long, I must ask, will our liberals deny access to our vast oil reserves despite the suffering of even their most ardent supporters?!?

the Grit

Hi Brit,

It came to my attention today that Barack Hussein Obama, while on his jaunt around the world, made this statement:

“We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.”

Being one who takes a look at history every now and then, the terms “Hitler Youth” and “Brown Shirts” immediately sprang to mind.  Even though I’m not at all religious, I can only say “God help us,” and offer this visual interpretation of my fears:

Heil Obama!  Heil Obama!  Heil Obama! 

I suggest everyone in the US start practicing that now, before the new Civilian National Security Force starts taking notes.

the Grit

Hi Brit,

It occurred to me, while I was checking email and cruising some of our friends’ blogs, that it might be interesting to share a little background information.  In particular, I’d find it interesting to know what songs our readers are listening to.

I’ll share first, while I was thinking about writing this post I played:

Los Lonely Boys, How Far Is Heaven ( you’ve got to love their clean sound!)

Fleetwood Mack, Never Break The Chain (the classics never die)

Weird Al Yankovich, Living In An Amish Paradise (LMAO)

And, as I get ready to click “post” I’m jamming to Hot Rod Lincoln by George Thorogood & the Destroyers. 

Next?

the Grit